01/04/2006: At least you get paid at work
12/15/2005: No free combs
11/17/2005: A sphincter says what?
10/27/2005: The tiny ship was tossed
10/11/2005: People make me mad
10/07/2005: Driving the bus to the Lake of Fire
06/24/2005: Two months salary, my ass
06/16/2005: She was a showgirl
02/17/2005: Bunkmates with Mickey
02/11/2005: Coming Home
02/07/2005: Stood up on Valentine's Day
02/01/2005: Fatty fatty, two-by-four
01/26/2005: Not a girl, not yet a handyman
01/19/2005: I do it to myself
11/09/2004: Pretending Wayne
11/03/2004: The day after
10/19/2004: Like a shiny new toy
09/14/2004: In Exile, part deux
09/09/2004: Sandman on strike! News at 11!
08/17/2004: Defense Rests, Your Honor
08/04/2004: Hank seeks revenge
08/02/2004: Puddin In Exile: Week 1
07/24/2004: The Last Post
07/22/2004: Hank, Automechanical God of Vengence
07/19/2004: To a Deeluxe Apartment in the Sky-y-y
07/14/2004: I, Earth Muffin
07/12/2004: When do I get a wedding day?
07/08/2004: Back to Shantytown
07/05/2004: Facial Growth
07/03/2004: A birthday in the life
06/30/2004: There comes a time
04/12/2004: To Puff, a few days after his birthday
01/16/2004: Words for Everyone!
12/24/2003: Blessed Events
10/27/2003: Career Goals
10/08/2003: This episode brought to you by the number...3!
09/22/2003: Decisions, decisions...
06/10/2003: Belay that last coffin-nail cadet! (or Frequently Asked Questions)
05/13/2003: Tim-Bob-Jimmy-John-Dale doesn't have a homeowner's association
04/25/2003: Bankruptcy in one easy, no-court-necessary step
04/14/2003: Not my best work
03/20/2003: I like football and porno and books about war
03/10/2003: Pepperoni and Xtra Cheese, please, hold the sticky balls
02/23/2003: February is sweeps month on the Puddin Show too!
02/14/2003: St. Valentine's Day Miracle
02/04/2003: A day in the life of the hapless, detailed
01/27/2003: Sunday, Bloody Sunday
01/17/2003: 220, 221, Whatever it takes
01/10/2003: PuddinTopia Male bag...err, Mailbag, volume 1
01/08/2003: Resolutions for 2003 - An end to bitching about my former employer
12/30/2002: Look Boss, de plane...de plane!
12/23/2002: Intermediate...you know, like performing a quadruple bypass
12/13/2002: I break stuff
12/09/2002: You can't escape that crazy bitch Shania Twain
12/06/2002: Unemployment - The first step on the 10,000 year path to Buddist Self-Awareness
12/03/2002: The Puddin Pop Cometh! Tremble before his glory! (And Mess!)
11/14/2002: The Fulltime Puddin Blues (For Rent - Black Storm Clouds)
11/01/2002: Neptune is still an evil bastard (Washing machine repair in just 10000 words)
10/09/2002: It's not my fault! (Neptune is an evil bastard)
09/20/2002: A Blind Squirrel's Nut
09/03/2002: What to do when the IRS Comes Knocking (How does my job suck? Let me count the ways)
08/23/2002: 'That Guy' Must be stopped! (It turns out that Crime does pay)
08/14/2002: Why the hell is this so hard?
08/07/2002: Sally Kincaid must be stopped! (The first harbinger of Armageddon is an email about obesity)


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